As it turns out, I probably wasn't missing out on all that much; a few people would sing (or pretend to sing...), receive awards, maybe give a douchey acceptance speech (*cough, Justin Beiber cough* and they would all pretend to be best friends for a night.
I think we all know what I'm talking about by now... yeah, The Billboard Music Awards.
I'll be honest, last night was the first time I have ever actually sat down and watched a complete awards show from beginning to end without interruptions or "having to go to bed because sleep is more important." (as it turns out, I can actually run on like 5 hours of sleep without a problem... but try telling mom that and I'm insane.) I'll be honest again... I also wasn't that impressed by watching an entire awards show, it was rather anticlimactic and as it turns out I wasn't missing out on much all those years.
But I still think we should recap last night's shindig.
First off, props to Taylor Swift, she took home Top Female Artist & Top Artist among other various awards. I personally think Taylor gets a lot of hate from a lot of people for going through so many guys. Even she addressed this problem last night as she was accepting an award by saying to her fans, "You are the longest and best relationship I've ever had." Well, at least she realizes it...
Her performance of 22 was adorable... Plus that girl wears unicorns way better than any 5 year old I know.
Her shirt says "Haters gonna hate" (and potatoes gonna potate, right?) |
Up next lets talk about Miguel, who seemed to actually want to "Adorn" someone, considering he actually (kicked) and then pretty much landed on a girls head in what seemed to be a spur of the moment jump from one part of the stage to another. But don't worry, it's okay! Miguel tweeted the following;
Oh good, because I'm sure she completely forgives you for kicking her in the head and knocking her out just because you tweeted about it. But at least she is "okay."
Now, I'm going to be completely honest... I'm not a Beiber fan, never have been and probably never will be. And here's a few reasons why;
1) For someone who was discovered solely based on his voice, he sure lip-syncs really well.
2) How many tattoos does he have now? What are their meanings? Couldn't tell you, chances are he couldn't either. (Not that I'm against tattoos, for the record)
3) What kind of pants was he wearing last night? Please tell me he just borrowed those from MC Hammer, and didn't actually spend any money on them.
4) He actually said he should be taken seriously. That's along the same lines of respect, and quite honestly you earn that. It is not a matter of your own personal opinion, Justin.
5) Lose the sunglasses. That is all.
Also, what happened to his other sleeve? or is this the new look? |
Watch this too... Not because of Justin and Selena, but because of Taylor Swifts face when Selena and Justin almost kiss. Now that's what I call priceless... and hilarious...
And last, lets discuss the one, the only, Madonna. How old is she now? (54) And she is stilling touring, dancing, and accepting awards as though she is a stuck up 20-something prima donna... Huh, that's ironic. But what's great about Madonna is that nobody cares, she's Madonna and she's legendary. Yet she is still thankful, and realizes that while she can wear sunglasses while accepting an award, they are pretentious (her words, not mine), and she should probably remove them.
As for all the other awards and performances last night, Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were weird, Pitbull was out there like 10 times (or 2, you lose count after a while) and Prince pretty much killed it... too bad no one actually knows any of his songs.
Until the next awards show I actually watch all of...
-Katelynn René <3